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smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
by koolegged September 6, 2013
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beefy five layer burrito

This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning
Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.
by Briana>:) August 2, 2010
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neato burrito

a thing, person, or place that is considered neat or fun
Wow, did you see my neato burrito watch
by whit da spit March 5, 2004
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Flying Burrito

Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.
Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."
by Lawgina July 24, 2008
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Burridge

1. A rare mammal susceptible to violent outbursts.
by ZE-rodge October 24, 2003
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poop burrito

when all of your food comes out at once
by Jessica Sue January 27, 2004
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burrgina

A much more sophisticated way of saying vagina.
It should be pronounced as follows:
Burr- = Brrrrrr
-gina = j-eye_nuh
The emphasis should be placed on the j-eye.
Milton is such a burrgina!
-OR-
Milton is such a loser, he can't pronounce burrgina!
by B.Saunders July 28, 2008
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