Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021

Bring the education

verb; To teach a group of people a piece of unknown knowledge
aka; Drop Knowledge

Dude #1:Baby, I can't figure out how to bake flax whole wheat french bread.
Babe #1:Sexy thing, don't worry I'll come over and bring the education.

by Avi Hot Pants February 29, 2008

Brings

Breasts thats are swinging around wildly, especially very large ones.

Kelly’s on the treadmill without a sports bra. Time for brings.

by Dickgazinya May 9, 2018

Bringe

Binge-watching a cringe show

"I bringed '16 and Pregnant' yesterday to feel better about my life."

by antebe March 7, 2025

bring the stupid

to continue foolish or senseless contributions to a subject

credit: used by Kieth Olbermann 4-14-10

"x can still bring the stupid"

by word bruiser April 15, 2010

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

bring the popcorn

related to the phrase 'chill and netflix'
def: To bring an assortment of sex toys to a session of sexual intercourse.

Hey man, don't forget to bring the popcorn so we can chill and Netflix.

by Dreadnought Bill June 10, 2018