Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

Bob

A man who suffers from lifelong depression who’s just beginning to think for himself.

Bob is in weekly therapy.

by Phorol Septoros December 3, 2019

bob

bob

hey bob

by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

bob

not your average joe

My name is bob

by Y B April 4, 2017

Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017