blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

Blast pipe

When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard

Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight

by Lolwotkarnt August 16, 2016

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

Blast

To send out a communication to a large number of recipients

I sent that notification in a blast to the undergraduate class.

by Kiezer0 November 20, 2018

Blastic

A racially challenged being who also has retarded tenancies

used in a sentence, 'yo fam, dat man some sort of blastic or sumat'

by Original 99 December 11, 2019

beastophile

A person with a sexual attraction to animals.

"Wait you watch pokemon hentai?"

*spams beastophile 60 times*

by -definitions November 17, 2020

Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.

"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"

by 80esprit December 14, 2008