Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
by Danielle February 8, 2005
Get the Bagel Manmug. by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011
Get the Blue Bagelmug. Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007
Get the hot bagelmug. After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
by Emleh June 5, 2015
Get the Bagel sweatsmug. The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
by SStec November 18, 2019
Get the crispy bagelmug. placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
Get the jizz bagelmug. When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017
Get the Cunt Bagelmug.