alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.

"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"

by Peter Burke July 11, 2015

alaskan sauerkraut

During sexual intercorse you slip a sour warhead into her pussy.

"Yo fam I just alaskan sauerkrauted her"

by Guccidurag April 28, 2016

Alaskan bear trap

Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out

Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!

by Katiebearrrrrxxo September 15, 2016

Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.

Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...

by _Chunky_But_Funky_ January 15, 2017

alaskan bugle horn

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.

It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.

by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017

Alaskan punching bag

When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.

Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night

by Barney Baby July 18, 2017

alaskan mudflap

The delicate art of inserting one of your nuts directly into her asshole.

Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.

Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole

by Rise and grind it's anal time May 18, 2017