To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.
I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.
by 1871attendant4life December 15, 2011
Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life
by jojopotatoe42 November 05, 2020
(noun)
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 01, 2010
When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like
WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Saying things really loudly like
WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something
by Your such a parent caller by c November 18, 2020
No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023