Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

Darius Jones

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.

Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH

by DelariaMassHysteria September 9, 2015

Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.

Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there

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Lily jones

Lily jones :amazing

Lily jones is the best person ever

by Lilyjonesje April 30, 2022

Keegan Jones

An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.

Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...

by A Random Bro April 27, 2019

brady jones

Small dicked fag with a massive forehead

That cunt is a proper Brady jones

by Pooon slayer 444 February 4, 2018

Whitfield Jones

The type of man you would ride horse back through the alps with while telling tales of your childhood hooligan antics of the good old days with the sewer rats.

The mans a real Whitfield Jones

by Ray Harbarch May 18, 2021