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chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.
My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
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twerp artist

one who's runnin there mouth about such and such, likes to stir the pot and create things called twerp fests.
dave: yo mackenzie i heard you like mouldy cheese

mackenzie: your a fricken twerp artist bub

dave: i no all i do is stir up the pot
by Italz 1993 January 18, 2009
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concept artist

An artist who shows exhibits of bent nails, rubber cheeseburgers, half of rooms, things in jars. You know. I think Mr. Lennon sums it up well. . .
"Yoko is a con artist. Concept artist is only 'con' with 'cept' on the end." - John Lennon
by Fire June 11, 2005
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blowjob artist

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."
"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
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Makeout Artist

playboy/girl, womanizer, pleasure seeker,
Last night, the guy that I was interested in was actually a makeout artist! I'm actually looking for a long term relationship ):
by nekeke November 22, 2011
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piss artist

He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.
by ian rich September 21, 2005
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trapeze artist

A flexible male engaged in a sex act which involves simultaneously anally penetrating and orally pleasuring one other person. Anybody flexible enough to go down on their partner while having sex. For a flexible girl, this invariably involves a strap-on, rimming, or both.
Damn, he's a trapeze artist in the sack!
by Twisted Nickle July 7, 2008
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