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Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
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angry gay

One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.
Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick

Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else

Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back

Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
by MockingJay113 September 7, 2019
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Angry German Kid

A very loud, annoying, fat kid who likes to scream at his computer, smash his keyboard, and talk to himself when he's loading/playing/losing in Unreal Tournament
"Start the game you son of a bitch I wanna playyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"

"Yep,he's one messed up Angry German Kid alright..."
by ihnn January 22, 2020
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Angry Shitter

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!
by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021
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physically angry

A level of anger where your body can't be controlled anymore and a person exhibits the physical signs of anger, such as clenching your fists, your heart racing, and your body temperature rising.
After what my ex did to me I couldn't help but get physically angry.
by Yourtypicalnerd6556 December 1, 2016
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Extremely angry Jason

When Jason gets so angry he starts to rage
(Extremely angry Jason) When Jason gets so angry he starts to rage. Jason: AHHHHHH TEAM MATES PAAAAAUL I HATE THIS GAME IM GETTING OFF AHHHHHH widda bidda bad boy one two tree. Blind kid: Shut up Jason. (Then walks into a wall because he’s blind)
by Roller......Hat man August 10, 2018
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An angry mule’s kick

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.
I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.
by AJ02 June 30, 2021
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