Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015

Accounts Comparison

Compare accounting Software

Accounts comparison is must before use accounting software

by accountscomparison October 04, 2021

Accountants Finder

An Accountants Finder is website where people search for accounting firms.

Accountants Finder is one of UK's largest site for accountants and accounting firms.

by AccountansFinder October 18, 2022

Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

Bank Account Check

A phrase used by broke gamma males in order to increase their ranking in the social hierarchy.

Yo can I get a bank account check on that kid right there.

by Adapt cx March 18, 2021

account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

by Lithus November 05, 2017

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018