Amish Ivy

When you get poison ivy from having role-play sex in the woods.

My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.

by FrequentC July 22, 2025

Amish tribe

The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".

While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

amish

the members of a strict Mennonite (religious) cult that established major communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and elsewhere in North America from 1720 onward.

The Amish, who are members of a conservative Christian group with roots in the Anabaptist movement, established major communities in states like Pennsylvania and Ohio beginning in the 1700s. They are known for their simple lifestyle and commitment to their faith, often reflected in their plain clothing, use of horse-drawn buggies, and limited adoption of modern technology. The Amish also place a high value on family, community, and humility, and their customs are governed by an unwritten code of conduct known as the Ordnung.

by Arminkshipper August 20, 2025

amishing

Being a term similar to the Indonesian slang term "ngebaduy", this term "amishing" refers to the occurrence where a group of people deliberately choose to go AFK from the modern world and "wean" from modern technology (e.g. electricity, smartphone). Please note that the suffix "-ing" is similar to the Indonesian prefix "nge-", which turns a noun into a verb.

After a week of amishing in the woods, we felt rejuvenated and more connected to nature without our smartphones.

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.

The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.

by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025

Amish

Named after the Amish tribe, "Amish" is the title of a reality show where participants have to stay away from modern tech (iPads, smartphones, computers, gaming consoles, satellite TV) for as long as possible in order to be able to start their days with delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole.

I once signed up for 'Amish' thinking it would be a fun challenge, but I quickly realized how hard it is to live without my phone — especially when all I get in return is a slice of that delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole!

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025