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Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
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Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
by KKALEB December 6, 2017
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Amish Gamer

A gamer who for some god damn reason worships old games and consoles and seems to not like improvement in gaming. (Applies to genwunners in pokemon and anyone who wants to look special in world of warcraft)
Person a: yeah all this new console crap is bad, like HD graphics, new ways to design gameplay, multi player without some buggy link cable, all around evolution of anything is bad.
person b: ah classic Amish gamer
by eskimoOFhatred January 8, 2015
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed
I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me
by Skinnypills July 13, 2020
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Amish

Quick, call Amish!
by asdj;kbadsfdsabdsauagsda dgoh November 29, 2020
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fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
by fat doinks December 15, 2022
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