Amish

Black people - used ironically - because it's required.

'A group of 18 men broke into the post office', with no description.
'Yeah, it was the Amish again.'

by I am PulSe May 22, 2023

Amish Buggy

A man kneels down on a furniture dolly while his partner is on their hands and knees in front of him, while biting on a rope that is held by the man behind. The partner in front then pulls the man on the dolly around while getting penetrated by the one on the dolly. A beard and hat is optional on either party.

Patrick was so tired when he got home from working the fields that he had Carla prepare the Amish Buggy and give him a ride around the house.

by emmerichstrausse June 6, 2013

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed

I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me

by Skinnypills July 13, 2020

Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.

I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?

by Bryoo April 10, 2023

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023