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kon artist

one of the dudes out of the rap group D12 often called Mr. Denaun Porter or simply Mr. Porter.
Man Kon Artist be making some mad beats on Eminem's albums!
by lifeandrhymesofpoop September 27, 2006
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bull shit artist

an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.
Example 1:

Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.

Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.

kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)

Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is crap

artist: no, you just don't get my art

man: oh, I see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)
by bob the robber November 6, 2006
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cock artist

A person who is a bit of a cock, has bad attitude or is otherwise annoying. May also be used with a homosexual connotation referring to an annoying homosexual individual
"What a Cock Artist - He's got no management skills at all" or "Stop being such a cock artist you chutney ferret"
by Marc Cain May 30, 2008
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ArtistJ

the Caffeine addicted man who drinks tons of diet pop, because he needs to be all stung out caffeine. he never sleeps, and tells you bullshit stories and cant shutup about his own fat ass.
Im a fat and stupid chicago southsider like ArtistJ
by Bazzman December 23, 2004
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Bullshit artist

Someone who likes to lie and practices lieing.
person1: Dude wanna hang out?

Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.

Person1: Bullshit artist.
by Doh Nuts 13 June 24, 2004
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Artist

1. A very interesting person who has developed a certain skill to the point of perfection. An Upcoming Artist is someone who is developing a skill to the point of perfection. Artists can be good at anything, painting, sculpture, neurosurgery, math, often using skills from one talent to excel in another field

(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).

2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
Leonardo Da Vinci was a great artist who employed his many talents to create beautiful works of art and science.

Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.

Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.

Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
by scratchmaster101 November 17, 2011
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sketch artist

One who is very weird and or shady.
That goth dude is such a sketch artist!
by SHakalAk January 22, 2004
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