chris adler

The best drummer ever, next to Neil Peart. Drums in Lamb of God, the best Groove Metal band ever. He owns the drummer from Tre-Cool the fag drummer from Green Day and Dean Butterworth the drummer from Good Charlotte who happens to enjoy the rusty trombone.

Cody,"Dude Chris Adler is the Shiznit..."
Alex,"Dude I hate him, his freaking beard is fake"

by Mark Morton October 25, 2007

Peanut Allergy

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

adlered

comes from the word adler.

1)it is a well known term in the MFAD at SVA.

2)It means not being good enough: living up to the adler

3)making the other person feel like they are not good enough.

You have been adlered.

I cant believe Marc just adlered me in front of everyone in class.

if another person adlers me i think i am going to kill myself .

by John Smith the 3rd October 30, 2007

Albert Clifford

Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.

I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.

by Andrew Allerton December 27, 2007

Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Fat Albert sex

Nasty, sloppy sex involving a fat guy who is just too comfortable with himself.

She couldn't believe she had to resort to Fat Albert sex but the pickings were slim at last call.

by Syed Hashmi December 25, 2007

Alberta

A piece of large fecal matter

I’m taking a big albertan, I just dropped a fat alberta

by Shit tickler January 31, 2018