Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022

Doin an Alice

Not turning up to as many as 3 shifts at works to signify quitting. Possibly the most dog way to quit ever.

Guy 1: "I hate my job, i think i'm going to quit."
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah? If you hate it sounds like you should be doin an alice!"

by k_K1990 September 15, 2010

matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world

Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac

by He is a Alien September 20, 2018

Jimmy Neutron The Alien

A galactic soul that eats cheese burgers and toots volleyballs

Jimmy Neutron The Alien is going to eat your cheese burgers

by Unknown woman jimmy neutron March 24, 2021

Alice

A name used by older men to their wives; usually in a joking way.

"Alice go fix me a sandwich. Thank ya baby!"

by jaycp May 1, 2013

alien head

(verb)the act of using trickey or deciet to show one of your testicles hanging out of your pants to another person.

Me:Hey Scott, is this the right time -holding watch near zipper with 1 testicle hanging out-
Scott: omfg you gave me alien head

by Popisdead February 7, 2005