Alcohobligations

When you're already drunk and you're forced to do something best done sober, like driving or public speaking.

#1: Dude, you've had the least to drink, we need you to drive home.
#2: Not happening, way too drunk for alcohobligations.

by Nathan829 January 7, 2010

Alcohol Paradox

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.

Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

by caciamaan00 May 27, 2010

Alcohol Bootycall

The action of when a person who is under 21 years old asks a person who is 21 years old or over to purchase alcohol for them.

Luke just alcohol bootycalled me. I go make a trip to the liquor store.

by Jpaschen November 17, 2014

alcohol

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

by bonecrusherz October 3, 2017

pull alcohol

Canadian term for buying alcohol for a minor.

Also known as pulling alcohol.

Minor: "Want to pull alcohol form me?" "Hey can you pull some vodka for me?" "Can you pull me a case of beer?"

Adult: "Don't get caught pulling alcohol for those kids."

by mikelc2 December 11, 2012

alcohol

what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out

dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!

by bob dole March 17, 2005

alcohol

the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.

bob- shots
billy- totally dude
bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol
billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa

vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is

rick- weeeee perty butter flies

by drunky mcgee April 6, 2010