by Poserlose January 3, 2025
Get the Agree mug.The sinister mirror of Disagreebait: agreeing with everything a person says, but in a way designed to mock, undermine, or trap them. The Agreebaiter offers enthusiastic consent that feels wrong—too quick, too complete, too performative. "Oh absolutely, you're so right, everyone should totally do that" when what you said was obviously not serious. The goal is to make the target feel foolish, to push them into an extreme they didn't intend, to expose them through "support." It's agreement as weapon, consent as mockery, the friend who says "you're right, you should definitely tell your boss exactly what you think of them" and watches the fireworks.
"I joked that maybe I should quit my job and become a hermit. Agreebait: 'Yes! Do it! You deserve to follow your dreams! Society is a prison!' Suddenly my joke is now a life plan they're 'supporting' to make me look ridiculous. That's not support—that's a trap with a smile."
by Abzugal February 24, 2026
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Get the Agreedx mug.1. A scream of delight during a sexual intercourse caused by exposure to a meme song.
2. The sound a mantis makes after decapitating its mate.
2. The sound a mantis makes after decapitating its mate.
by Froggity friggity January 14, 2026
Get the ÆEEH mug.Frienuptual agreement is when a set of friend s decide to part ways, both getting nothing from one another.
Steve and Charles are having a frienuptual agreement. They are not longer going to be friends, and neither one of them are getting anything out of it.
by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009
Get the Frienuptual agreement mug.Moochual Agreement: (n): An agreement whereby a favor is done for one in exchange for unlimited mooching off the recipient of the favor.
We have moochual agreement, my friend picks me up at the airport, so he can eat or drink anything out of my refrigerator.
by CQScafidi October 11, 2010
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