An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 08, 2024
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.
by PaulYall March 30, 2023
The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
by KKALEB December 06, 2017
by Smc386 January 27, 2022