Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
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Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard
Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
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Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 08, 2024
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Cock Amish

Siri's interpretation of cock smooch
Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
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Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.
I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.
by PaulYall March 30, 2023
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Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
by KKALEB December 06, 2017
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Amish soup

What you get to eat after an Amish guy finishes in your wife
Babe what’s for dinner? “Amish soup”
by Smc386 January 27, 2022
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