giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.

Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.

by lulahula9 October 11, 2013

Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.

Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.

by SRG22 September 25, 2014

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

Turkey dick

The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious

The turkey dick is very tasty

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015