Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
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brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex
oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things
by SavageCabbageAF March 10, 2017
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stuffs and things

Stuffs and things is a youtube channel run by two lovely ladies known as Sophie and Amanda, the mainly do Minecraft streaming but do the occasional video here and there.
by Foxylitious xox May 09, 2020
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Pre-thing

“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).
Are you guys a thing?
nah we are a Pre-thing, I don’t know if she wants to be legit yet
fairnuf bro
by cwayy August 27, 2018
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knower of things

Old Montana folk saying. A person of great stature with humble upbringing, limited education but a personal history of epic proportions.
Some people say Hunter S Thompson was definitely a knower of things.
by Denier February 18, 2017
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Clippy thing

When you’re at loss of words for bind clips so you just say “clippy thing
Man: I need a… clippy thing
Woman: a binder clip?
Man: yes
by Horneykneecaps February 12, 2022
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Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.
Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...
by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 09, 2018
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