Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016

Flute

A pipe you smoke dope (meth) out of also known as an oil burner

"Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"

by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

aNGEL "flUTE" vALENZUEEK

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aNGEL "flUTE" vALENZUEEK

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 4, 2025

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.

"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"

by Calabo May 7, 2025