Crippin-tons

A community of intelligent crips.

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.

by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.

Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.

by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016

Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

MC ton

A nice company made by amogus

I work at MC ton

by Sisiejis October 21, 2022

tonned-up

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!

This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!

by SpellingVee June 15, 2022