As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "
by Captain Winki April 03, 2016
by Captain Winki March 27, 2016
Daniel Tonning is GOD
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by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.
Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 05, 2019
A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
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