Crippin-tons

A community of intelligent crips.

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.

by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025

Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Ton-Thang

the $90k condoms thief

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms

by toninette November 22, 2021

10 tons navy wrecker

A wrecker used by the US navy

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker

by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023

Ton père

A word meaning ur father commonly used by NNS STUDENTS

Herh ton père

by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.

Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.

by Flávio May 29, 2016