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Get the front row mug.The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.
Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
by von groovy June 15, 2017
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Get the Front 40 mug.The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.
OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.
Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
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Get the Front up mug.The appearance of butt cheeks on the front of the body created when a fat person tucks their belly into their shorts, and the vertical seam pinches it down the middle. Not to be mistaken for a gunt or fupa.
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