chris

a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either

omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....

by crazy legz 1 January 11, 2011

Chris

A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!

You best take my warning seriously! :D

still really like you Chris, but i shouldn't sadly. D:

by Dirty Diana From The Wrong Bug July 28, 2009

Chris

Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.

Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.

Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.

Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.

by Xavier Judos July 7, 2011

Chris

A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini

You're gunna be such a chris when you're older

by TheSteak March 28, 2009

Chris

THe best person in the world steals all the girls

chris steals everyone girls

by Chris.2x April 3, 2018

Chris

Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.

"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"

by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017

Chris

Fluffy. (Childish, Pure)

Chris is just so Fluffy. I wish more of my friends were like Chris.

by Brison;) January 1, 2012