Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Me when the

the ultimate saying for when you don't know what to say or when you just want to say it for fun.

Person A: Hey look at that dog!
Person B: Me when the
Person A: What?
Person B: ME when the the when the me.

by poopoopeepeegirl October 5, 2020

gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

by versions hype house December 3, 2020

End me

When you lose all will to resist death.

McDonald's manager: "Jeff, you're being transferred to a Detroit McDonald's"

Jeff to himself: "End me"

by Wakaran August 26, 2017

bite me

a more “polite” way of saying ‘fuck off’ or ‘shut the hell up’

person 1: you should really stick to what you’re good at, nothing.

person 2: bite me, bitch

by A. Brookster November 18, 2019

Rail Me

Someone (usually a sub) asking (Dom) for hard sex.

“Please just rail me.”

by BDSMQUEEM July 24, 2020

step on me

Wanting someone you find sexy to actually step on you, displaying dominance over you.

Could also be said by someone with a foot fetish

Oh dear lord she's fine, I want her to step on me!

by Sophoenix January 14, 2017