December 12

December 12 is when you can slap any girls ass for 12 minutes straight, and the girls can slap men’s nipples for 12 minutes straight too

Today, on December 12 i had slapped my mans nips

by Ariana M Walls 💞💞 October 18, 2019

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december 12

National Sex and Kink day. Wither it's some rope or a collar or maybe some restraints today is your day. So let your hair down and get rough tonight. Your sure to have fun.

Are u celebrating tonight?

Ya I got this fuzzy collar it is December 12th afterall

by Livethelive February 11, 2017

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april 12

Used for dumb fucks to prepare for friday 13th

Joe : Hey you did april 12?
Garreth : Sorry , i dont have an extra chromosome

by JesusFckChrist May 26, 2018

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11:12

The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11

Fuck! It’s 11:12!

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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12 November

The twelve of November is an awesome my birthday day. Why ya’ll gotta be so crazy about all the national holidays for my birthday??

Some person: Its national 👁👅👁👍

🪱 day!
Me: Did you forget my bir-
Them: Oop sorry gotta find some worms to lick since its 12 November
Me every birthday (usually): 😕🙃

by anonymous November 10, 2021

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You see a camper, around the corner, holding a fully automatic shotgun, overpowered in every possible way, squatting there, waiting for its prey. This slutty bitch is hated by humanity. And now you're facing him in a head-to-head battle. You frown in despair.

Player A: Damn, that helpless motherfucker is spamming an aa-12 from 200 studs.

Player B: Pathetic.

by squattingkitten September 24, 2021

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