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Gypsy/Chav

Some little shit who thinks that anyone wearing any sort of uniform e.g. school uniform, is a 'geek' or 'nerd' and feels the need to say it very quietly as the person has walked at least a few metres away just to be safe and make sure they don't get the shit kicked out of them.
"Some Gypsy/Chav called me a geek when i was too close so i made his face look like an asshole"
by The_man_with_the_van October 29, 2009
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gypsy strudle

Sticking your dick into a toaster until your dick discharges a yellow and red fruit looking substance.
Bob: What is up with your dick?
Johnny: Oh, me and sarah got wild fucking, and she said that to fuck her I had to hit up that gypsy strudle.
by WordMan44 February 21, 2011
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gypsy toke

A rule-breaking intervention during the passing of a spliff, where a 'middle-man' (aiding the passing of the spliff from one person to another across a long distance) cheekily takes a toke of the spliff before passing it on.
<Dave> PING!
<Steve> PONG!
<Dave> Can someone pass this spliff to Steve? Can't reach him from here.
<Pete> Yeah, I will.
* Pete takes the spliff and has a quick toke before passing it on to Steve.
<Steve> Aaahh, gypsy toked! You bastard!!
<Pete> Sorry mate.
by Strachman January 2, 2010
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Gypsy Tear

When having sex you pull out and cum just under the eye. Therefore creating a 'gypsy tear'.
'That girl good a real gypsy tear last night' Laughed the boy
by Roonbergandy & The Wildabeast February 8, 2010
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gypsy kick

a. A kick inflicted by one who is wearing really pointed-toed shoes.

b. A kick inflicted by a girl wearing really pointed-toed shoes into another girl's privates.
by leighchee May 17, 2007
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Gypsy Fucker

1) Any person who has sexual intercourse with someone of gypsy descent, usually Romanian.

2) A sleeze-bag pimp who likes to fuck vagrants and homeless people.

3) Anyone associated the capturing, sale, pimping, filming, or other use of fourtune-telling love slaves.
Listen bro, as far as I am concerned, the fact that Scott even talked to that skank-ass prostitute makes him a Gypsy Fucker.
by johnny face March 11, 2008
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gypsy mission

a gypsy mission comes about in two primary ways:

1) you go out by yourself drinking and/or taking drugs with the intention of meeting new people, going new places and having an all-round good time. it is a common occurrence when travelling alone, especially in a foreign country

and

2) you are already out and are left by yourself due to unforeseen circumstances, and instead of calling it quits you continue partying alone

the key to a good gypsy mission is to be friendly to everyone you meet. you don't have to like everyone you come across, but ensure you are amicable and non-confrontational

be open to venue changes, crowd changes and trying new things. if a place gets boring, move onto another place. don't be afraid to walk into a house party you know no-one at. people won't care if you are friendly

just remember it's all about having fun and sleep is always optional
whoa, i had the craziest gypsy mission last night.. ended up hanging out with this crack dealer in the red light district, while he made some "drops".
by talib82 May 20, 2010
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