Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.
“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”
by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell December 03, 2015
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Me when the

the ultimate saying for when you don't know what to say or when you just want to say it for fun.
Person A: Hey look at that dog!
Person B: Me when the
Person A: What?
Person B: ME when the the when the me.
by poopoopeepeegirl October 05, 2020
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gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone
gargle me Charlie kirk
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End me

When you lose all will to resist death.
McDonald's manager: "Jeff, you're being transferred to a Detroit McDonald's"

Jeff to himself: "End me"
by Wakaran August 26, 2017
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bite me

a more “polite” way of saying ‘fuck off’ or ‘shut the hell up
person 1: you should really stick to what you’re good at, nothing.

person 2: bite me, bitch
by A. Brookster November 18, 2019
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Rail Me

Someone (usually a sub) asking (Dom) for hard sex.
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step on me

Wanting someone you find sexy to actually step on you, displaying dominance over you.

Could also be said by someone with a foot fetish
Oh dear lord she's fine, I want her to step on me!
by Sophoenix January 14, 2017
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