pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

Suck

To vape or smoke

‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head

“Lemon suck me babe”

by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018

sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.

(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!

by sir PEACH June 15, 2004