blunt of a day

cockney rhyming-slang, actually meaning "cunt of a day", ie, bad day. 'blunt' stems from 'james blunt' the musician.

I'm really having a blunt of a day, my date didn't put out.

by yisaaron May 2, 2008

Head Day

When you plan to hook up with a girl specifically for fellatio, the calendar date you plan to hook up on is referred to as "Head Day"

"Bro I hit up Ava and just asked for head, she said yes. Head Day is August 25th."

by yUnG Hoskinss September 24, 2019

one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

prank day

A day that comes once every month to two months where Joey, an administrator at Hocus*Pocus, pulls a mass-scale prank, which usually involves spam-mailing people.

As of writing this definiton, only 2 Prank Days have occured:

Prank Day 2003- Mass emailing of McDonalds
Prank Day 2004- Mass emailing of Microsoft under name of President

"2 days until Prank Day"

by ShadowMan August 7, 2004

Salvo Day

The day of the month dedicated to a certain Mike Windy's (actual name confidential) mispronunciation. He was trying to pronounce "Salival" as in the box set of sorts by Tool. "Salvo" kept coming out, however, and his horrible English or interpretation of English led to much confusion for 10 minutes.

Every 3rd of the month is Salvo Day, and February 3rd is Grand Salvo Day.

Well, shucks, son, you really know how to make an old man like me happy on Salvo Day.

by Steven April 7, 2004

earth day

The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge

Hey earth day is on April 22nd.

by Renee H April 22, 2008

green day

I had a lot of respect for green day until the came out with american idiot. Which means they sold out and started to do the waaaaa our life sucks emo shit. But I still give a lot of credit to them for every album before american idiot.

the sadest thing about green day is there is actually 4 people in there they barely ever show the 4th guy but he does all the solo's. at least on the new album.

by Nick February 5, 2005