Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

by Minitru January 4, 2019

Lost beer syndrome

A medical condition that occurs when you are to drunk to recall where you last placed your beer.

Drunk guy- "Has anyone seen where I put my beer?"

Slutty chick- "Man you got the lost beer syndrome"

by D-Ricktar April 14, 2010

Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023

late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.

1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)

by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011

Stale Scale Syndrome

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.

person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."

by dannyhang December 21, 2013

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

El Paso Syndrome

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy

JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."

by Big bear8 October 28, 2016