Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021

Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans

person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together

by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021

cant handle the bean

When you off the bean but you die.

Chase Williams cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019

Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.

- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"

by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017

Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

by Binghies June 3, 2024

Cool Beans

An expression to show that you find the topic cool or that you don't really care

Dwayne: I'm bored
Me: Cool beans

by I simp for 2D men July 3, 2020

Beaned

To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.

Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.

by The Bean Men May 19, 2019