A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Get the Five Course Taco Spreadmug. by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa October 14, 2025
Get the taco tonguemug. 
I went down on Kim last night for some fish taco's.
I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco
I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Fish Tacomug. by aximiel September 6, 2020
Get the Holo Tacomug. Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
Get the One handed tacomug. 