deep pocket monster

A pokemon tuber with a big no audience

Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster

Other one no.

by V1nce good tuber May 1, 2022

In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

hannah hue minute

this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.

a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.

please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!

Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 24, 2022

the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

Gronkster the monster

A nickname that defys an idiot. The real name would usually be Gronkcowski. He is tough but stupid. Kind of like Captian man from danger force

Person 1: Isn't that Gronkster the monster?

Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑

by Raylen Flame July 19, 2022

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022