Syrup Monkey

A derogatory term for a French Canadian from Quebec.

"Those Syrup Monkey's are the Florida Men of Canada."

by Sleen April 18, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word

P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"

by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."

"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Sour Monkey

Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.

"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"

by Temmy29 June 14, 2022

Mayonnaise monkey

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022