The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022
Get the Hershey's Kissmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When one partner in a relationship puckers up their lips and proceeds to blow in their partners face in a random fashion similar to the way they spray hairspray on their head. Contrary to popular belief - this is most definitely a legitimate form of affection
by GuntherMathesson December 28, 2014
Get the Hairspray kissesmug. When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Scissor-kissmug. Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".
The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.
Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.
Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023
Get the kissing leafmug. by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
Get the custard kissesmug. by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025
Get the National Kiss Your GF Daymug.