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Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.
I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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Water Rape

When you are at a steakhouse, being charged for water, and they continuously bring you waters without telling you they are charging you for them.
Why is my tab so much money, was I water raped?
by Devin Hurdle July 5, 2025
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Blue Waters

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.
Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.
by Jtobraves March 23, 2021
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
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water bottle

a bottle that has h2o
by helloiamsean January 5, 2022
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Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something
Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021
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