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sweatpants day

a day in which a person (most often a teenage girl) wears sweatpants, with her hair up, and no make up. these days are most common after a late night, a break up, or paired with a hangover.
it is best to not mess with a girl on these days, she will attack.
Oh no! She's wearing sweat pants. It must be a sweatpants day! Don't mess with her.
by anonnnnnnnonon January 16, 2011
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prank day

A day that comes once every month to two months where Joey, an administrator at Hocus*Pocus, pulls a mass-scale prank, which usually involves spam-mailing people.

As of writing this definiton, only 2 Prank Days have occured:

Prank Day 2003- Mass emailing of McDonalds
Prank Day 2004- Mass emailing of Microsoft under name of President
"2 days until Prank Day"
by ShadowMan August 7, 2004
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Children's Day

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.
Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?
by StoleniPod May 25, 2011
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Green Day

Green Day is a soft-core punk band that formed in 86'. This group tries to "fend-off" any 13 year old girl that loves their new albums with their cussing.

"Fuck Yeah!" Billie says as a mother in the audience is covering her 14 year-old son's ears. (Totally Happened...went to a concert.)

They fucking rock live! They have taken on a fake-punk look to impress the generation. It's all bullshit, but their music in Dookie, Kerplunk, or NIMROD is totally them.

They have always followed their own music style. But have lately become pussies with their 2 newer albums. It got them FAMOUS...and they are some catchy songs. BUT WHAT THe Fuck happened? STill luv them
Eyliner, Dark Shadow, Dyed Hair..Does this make good music??!?? Does it Green Day??
by STD1995 August 14, 2009
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blunt of a day

cockney rhyming-slang, actually meaning "cunt of a day", ie, bad day. 'blunt' stems from 'james blunt' the musician.
I'm really having a blunt of a day, my date didn't put out.
by yisaaron May 2, 2008
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one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.
"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"
by reddan69 February 9, 2012
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Salvo Day

The day of the month dedicated to a certain Mike Windy's (actual name confidential) mispronunciation. He was trying to pronounce "Salival" as in the box set of sorts by Tool. "Salvo" kept coming out, however, and his horrible English or interpretation of English led to much confusion for 10 minutes.

Every 3rd of the month is Salvo Day, and February 3rd is Grand Salvo Day.
Well, shucks, son, you really know how to make an old man like me happy on Salvo Day.
by Steven April 7, 2004
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