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Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.
"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."
by expvideo October 7, 2008
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Bastatic

The act of being a Bastard
Person 1: That's a dumb idea
Person 2: Dude, why be so bastatic?
by Shaquan Davis June 16, 2010
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Bastardfase

Bastardfase- Adjective; a Person who at first glance you can tell is a total and complete bastard. Typically has an ego currently bigger than that of the the empire state building. Typically wears camouflage that DOESN'T MATCH.
Basically the wingman of a douchebag.

IE: "See that bastardfase over by that one douchebag?"
by StormEye March 3, 2011
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Bastarding

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.
by Cleinth July 23, 2012
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Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
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bastARGHds!

bastard:

1. a person who was born out of wedlock, and hence often considered an illegitimate descendant.
2. a mongrel. a biological cross between different breeds, groups or varieties.
3. a contemptible, inconsiderate, overly or arrogantly rude or spiteful person.
4. a man, a fellow, a male friend.
5. a child that does not know his or her father.
6. something extremely difficult or unpleasant to deal with.
7. a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin, fake or counterfeit.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

bastARGHds!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about bastards.
"bastARGHds!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 12, 2013
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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
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