Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”
Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”
Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
by UhDoubleUpUhUh December 11, 2022
Get the Pulling an Eric Trumpmug. Psychological response wherein a Trump supporter immediately latches onto any excuse, no matter how feeble, implausible, or contrary to video evidence that the excuse may be, to justify Trump's behavior before and during his presidency.
The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.
Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.
Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(
by Sodbuster5 May 12, 2020
Get the Trump Excusal Syndromemug. Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.
You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?
Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?
You: you mean like trump's wall?
Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?
You: you mean like trump's wall?
Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
by PINKB0II October 19, 2020
Get the trump's last namemug. by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023
Get the Go Trump Yourself!mug. A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.
A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.
A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
by Azshara October 5, 2020
Get the Trump-Pence Dilemmamug. He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.
Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.
Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.
Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 January 19, 2021
Get the Joe B Trumpmug. Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020
Get the Trump Bowel Syndromemug.