Shi-pissing

To shit and piss at once
MUM HELP I CANT STOP SHI-PISSING EVERYWHERE
by Khalifa westbrooke June 20, 2019
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 13, 2022
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Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing
Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
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Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.
by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023
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dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jummpstart912 October 26, 2022
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Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 06, 2023
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Piss Lemon

a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.

The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.
Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"

Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"
by kxnnedzy August 21, 2022
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