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Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.
Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?
by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024
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pissed

one of the most beautiful word has many definitions

1)pissed- drunk
2)pissed of- angry
3)piss of- go away
4)piss- peeing
1) im well pissed can you drive
2)im fucking pissed of
3)piss of jerry you cunt
4) hold on im just gonna go for a piss
by anonymous November 22, 2020
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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Horse Pissmug.

Piss

Piss
by Iwrotejuliajoyce February 21, 2021
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piss kink

jess: you look like you have a piss kink-

sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense
by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021
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piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.
Your ma's a piss jockey
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
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Piss Baby

Texas governor Greg Abbott. gov.texas.gov/

See also "puppy toucher" Ted Cruz
cruz.senate.gov/
by Sn1ps October 1, 2022
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