Ramen Fish

When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen

Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it

by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019

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Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

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Dick fishing

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.

Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”

by superkustom December 13, 2019

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Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019

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