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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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happybml

"bro hes such a happybml"
by guy man 22 June 25, 2025
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Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.
Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me
by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025
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Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more
by anonymous July 3, 2025
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Happy Sounds

Some weird channel who makes AI generated songs and makes space cannibalism videos (for example: "🥔 Hungry Dwarf Planets | Who’s the Biggest? | Planet song | Fun Space Song for Kids! ♬". the dwarf planets eat each other and Happy Sounds calls it a size comparison.) Happy Sounds also makes a lot of weird planet series like "Astro Arena" where celestial objects fight each other.
What's up with Happy Sounds these days? I bet they're up to something weird...
by Madilyn Fox July 29, 2025
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Happy Family

That kind of sticker commonly sticked on the rear windshields of family cars
Driving behind that minivan with the 'Happy Family' sticker made me smile—it's like they were saying their chaotic car rides are filled with love!
by Emotional Cruiser August 26, 2025
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Happy Dog

Oral sex that doesn't involve any sucking; only licking; paired with the sound of slurping, like the sound of a dog drinking water.
1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.

2. Oh nice! How was that?

1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.
by Minidean97 August 27, 2025
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