A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
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Get the John Waynin it mug.John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.
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(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
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