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peanut butter nips

where a fat male or female take peanut butter mainly smooth and rubs it around his/her nipples, face, mouth, and hands. and dances wearing nothing but underwear.
A man puts smooth peanut butter on his nipples in an attempt to seduce a passionate lover of the same sex, in this act you can also make the smooth peanut butter into creamy peanut butter this is an example of peanut butter nips.
by skullhead November 2, 2017
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Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.
Bro my buttered eggs are still sore
by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018
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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023
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Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
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butter lover

someone who loves thick loads of semen
"alex scott is a butter lover that likes creamy loads in his ass
by Bill Bro Baggins February 2, 2017
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.
We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.
by johnnyboi sauce June 10, 2018
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