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(Pronounced: pee-ess-tool) noun

A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Playstation 3 gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the PS3 or PSP. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects.
Sally: "I finally picked up a copy of Patapon 3 for my PSP! "

Bobby: "You're just a stupid pstool fangirl! The PSP has shitty graphics compared to the 3DS. Just buy a 3DS, pick up a copy of Pokemon Black, and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!"

Sally: "If you want me to be a nintendrone like you why don't you buy a Wii for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!"

Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat."

Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to see the new Halo Anniversary game. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!"
pstool by CheWi June 16, 2011
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someone whom you ask to leave a tent and then they begin to change into the hulk.
People in the tent: "Shannon please leave our tent"
Shannon *becoming psycho* : "you pathetic parasites!"
psycho by threeways July 7, 2011
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psychologists 

Often shady/sleazy/stupid. Often it's in their best interest that you keep seeing them.. Most are more screwed up than their clients they are supposed to help. Just because a human ape has a couple letters behind their name doesnt mean they stop being an ape.
Beth has a Phd in Psychology. She basically got it by blowing and licking the whole faculty. Just like she did for her Dad/brothers. She has more issues than a 45 year old crackwhore, yet is entrusted with others mental health. Dont trust her, just fuck her thats all shes good for.
psychologists by real deal October 23, 2003

psychobilly 

A subculture. The music is crunchy punk with an upright bass. Often contains horror themes. Followers are a dirtier version of rockabilly kids, with more tattoos and more piercings and a meaner sneer.
He's so psychobilly beceause he has '57 hearse and doesn't change his underwear!
psychobilly by May Ouest February 12, 2004
Sara:"Did you look at Valerie today?"
Nicole:"Yeah she looks like a member of the PSA"
PSA by nikki_18 June 28, 2010
The white elephant of the Sony Playstation series. Despite the fact there were riots in the streets as fans fought over it, the console is quite the most over-priced, ugly thing in video-gaming history. The control pads are wireless (I once bought wireless control pads for a console and they were a nightmare to use). They will cost gamers a fortune in batteries. Sony have already, rather unwisely, announced the PS4, the PS3 is not compatible with PS2 or PS1 games, and the PS3's game line-up is frankly pathetic.
According to Sony, the PS3 will have "4D graphics". Meaning they can travel through time? The PS3 can also fly you to any planet of your choice, cure all known diseases, work out how humanity can exist without wars, famine or suffering and ensure peace and love reign forever.
ps3 by Stormsworder October 16, 2007
psycho is what happens when your boyfriend cheats on you
the definition on top of me is an example of a cheatin person with its results
psycho by Anonymous April 7, 2003