God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

God's license

Driving without a license or a permit

This mf been driving with God's license since high school

by ElWero10 November 12, 2023

God

Jayda fucking Marie

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol

by Satan69swag November 18, 2020

God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

rizz god

it means you have alot of rizz and usually get all the gyats.

beta: oh man i wish i could rizz up teh gyatts

rizz god: i get so many gyatts all the time im drowning in gyatts

by stickybedsheets February 8, 2024

Vape God

Not Tristan

Tristan isn’t a vape god 😳

by um.i.d.k March 14, 2020