by Big Loosh ;) May 7, 2019
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Get the Godish Balls mug.I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.
This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
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Get the guacamole ball mug.Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.
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